hairy gutters
those two tiny hairy roads on a shaved pussy that are like a dirty message from a woman who didn’t bother to clean her side roads. You’re eating a clean road and then you hit these fuckin hairy strips and it’s like the worst surprise ever.
I was eating her and hit two hairs, I was like ‘you’re trying to ruin my moment’
She had hairy gutters, I said ‘you’re a dirty little liar’
I was about to cum and she had two hairs, I was like ‘you had to do this’