Hairy Gremlin
You stick your hairy toe in someone’s butt hole and get a little poop stuck under your nail. If the toe isn’t hairy, it’s not a Hairy Gremlin, it’s just a gremlin who forgot to shave.
I put my hairy toe in my brother’s butt and now I have poop under my nail. I’m a Hairy Gremlin.
At the park, my cousin stuck his hairy toe in my butt and got poop under his nail. He’s a Hairy Gremlin.
My dad stuck his hairy toe in my butt and now I smell like a wet dog. He’s a Hairy Gremlin.