Hairy Goat - Goat balls covered in hair. So squishy, you could eat them.

Goat balls covered in hair. So squishy, you could eat them. So hairy, you’d need a comb to clean your mouth.

I ate a hairy goat ball. Now my mouth is full of hair and I can’t stop burping goat juice.

That goat’s balls are so hairy, they look like a dog’s butt in a hair salon.

He tried to eat a hairy goat ball. Now his tongue is covered in goat hair and he smells like a barn.