Hairy Goat
A girl’s crotch looks like a goat’s butt. It’s so hairy, it could start a wildfire.
My cousin’s crotch is a hairy goat. It’s so gross, I threw up on her pants.
That girl’s crotch is a hairy goat. It’s got more hair than my dog’s butt.
She walked into the room with a hairy goat crotch. I ran out screaming like a chicken.