Hairy Garcia - A grey, stubborn patch of hair that won't go away and is def

A grey, stubborn patch of hair that won't go away and is definitely not cool.

My brother's Hairy Garcia is so grey it looks like it was stolen from a dying wizard.

She told me her Hairy Garcia was a family tradition and I believed her.

He said his Hairy Garcia was 'the last sign of manhood' and I laughed until I cried.