Hairy G-String - A Hairy G-String is a wild jungle of hair that connects your

A Hairy G-String is a wild jungle of hair that connects your belly button to your butt crack like you’ve been growing hair since the Stone Age.

My dad’s Hairy G-String is so wild, it’s like a goat got stuck in his pants.

My brother’s Hairy G-String is so long, it could be a hammock.

My Hairy G-String is so thick, I could use it to braid my dog’s hair.