Hairy G-String
A Hairy G-String is a crazy strip of hair that goes from your belly button to your butt crack like you’ve been sitting on a hedgehog for years.
My mom’s Hairy G-String is so crazy, it looks like it’s trying to escape.
That guy at the beach has a Hairy G-String that’s like a fur coat for his butt.
I got a Hairy G-String so bad, my pants now have a life of their own.