hairy furriness
a state of being so hairy you look like you’ve been dragged through a hedge and then cursed by a wizard
My cousin has hairy furriness. He looks like a hedgehog that got stuck in a blender.
She has hairy furriness. You could use her for a hairbrush and it wouldn’t even notice.
My dad has hairy furriness. He looks like he’s been in a wrestling match with a wool sweater.