hairy fun meter
The level of fun at a party when the life of the party decides to take off their shirt, revealing a hairy mess that looks like it came from a trash can.
When my neighbor took off his shirt at the block party, I thought he was trying to scare us.
At the dance, my friend took off her shirt, and it was like a hairy horror show.
When my brother peeled off his shirt at the birthday party, I wanted to run away.