hairy fun meter
A measure of how much fun is happening when the life of the party starts showing off their hairy chest like it's a prize, and everyone else is stuck watching like it's a punishment.
When my dad took off his shirt at the family dinner, it was like a horror movie came to life.
My friend’s dad started showing off his hairy chest at the game night, and it ruined the game.
At the party, my uncle peeled off his shirt, and it was like a hairy explosion.