hairy front butt - A woman's squishy, saggy flesh hanging out front like a sad,

A woman's squishy, saggy flesh hanging out front like a sad, used-up pizza box. Usually found on ladies who've had too many kids and too much wine.

My mom’s hairy front butt looks like it’s been through a war.

I saw my aunt’s hairy front butt and I almost cried.

My grandma’s hairy front butt is like a sad pancake.