Hairy Fred - A hairy Fred is a wobbly, gross bait that makes fish go 'wha

A hairy Fred is a wobbly, gross bait that makes fish go 'what the hell is that?' and then run away screaming.

I used a hairy Fred, and the fish looked like it had a headache and a stomachache.

That hairy Fred is so bad, it should be banned from the lake.

My hairy Fred got stuck in a log, and now it’s a log Fred.