hairy filo
a guy so hairy down there it looks like a raccoon moved in and he’s been stretched so much he looks like a piece of taffy
My neighbor’s a hairy filo. He’s got more hair than my dog’s butt.
That man at the park must be a hairy filo. He’s got hair on his junk and he’s got a second chin.
My friend’s a hairy filo. He looks like he’s been pulled through a hair dryer and a blender.