Hairy egg - A big poop stuck to a bunch of hair, like your uncle after a

A big poop stuck to a bunch of hair, like your uncle after a long night of drinking and crying.

My dog tried to eat a hairy egg and now he’s crying in the corner.

Your cousin’s hairy egg is bigger than your mom’s shopping list.

I saw a hairy egg on the sidewalk and it looked like it had a life of its own.