Hairy eccles
Toilet paper balls that hang on your butt hairs like a f***ing hairy beard after you dump your f***ing poop
I looked in the mirror and my butt had a hairy beard from all that f***ing toilet paper.
After that f***ing dump, my butt had a hairy f***ing beard.
My butt looked like a hairy f***ing monster with a beard from all that toilet paper.