hairy eagle
A girl who lets her armpit hair grow so long, it could be used as a net for catching fish. She’s too busy growing hair to bother with guys.
My cousin’s ex broke up with her because she had a hairy eagle armpit and a bad laugh.
I asked her out, and she said, 'I’m busy. My hairy eagle is giving me a trim.'
She tried to do yoga, but her hairy eagle was too much for downward dog.