Hairy Douglas
When you drag your nuts and balls all over some guy’s face like he’s a f***ing rag and you’re trying to wipe his nose.
My brother did a Hairy Douglas on my uncle and now he looks like he got hit by a f***ing mop.
I did a Hairy Douglas on my teacher and now he’s got a f***ing beard on his face.
My man did a Hairy Douglas on his boss and now he looks like a f***ing mess.