Hairy Dooters
Hairy Dooters are the reason you’re cursed with hair on your fifth asshole. They’re like a hairy monster living in your pants.
My Hairy Dooters are so bad, my dog won’t stop barking at me.
I took a picture of my Hairy Dooters and sent it to my dad, and he said, ‘Son, you need a haircut down there.’
I tried to shave my Hairy Dooters, and now my leg is on fire.