Hairy Dooters
Hairy Dooters are like a bad dream come true. They’re fifth assholes that grow hair, and they’re always in the most embarrassing places.
My Hairy Dooters are so bad, my teacher thinks I’m growing a beard on my butt.
I tried to hide my Hairy Dooters under my pants, but they just came out like a monster from a cartoon.
I got in trouble for showing my Hairy Dooters during a Zoom call with my boss.