Hairy Donkey Pie
When a woman’s butt hair grows wild and a guy stuffs his meat in there. He cums in her butt hair and slaps her ass until she yells 'hee-haw' and kicks like a donkey.
My cousin’s girlfriend let her butt hairs grow for six weeks. When her boyfriend cums in them, he slaps her so hard, she kicks him out of the house.
I saw my teacher do this to his wife in the break room. She kicked him and said, 'You are the hairy donkey pie!'
My mom did this to my dad every night. He’d yell, 'Stop the hairy donkey pie!' and she’d kick him again.