Hairy Donk - The part of your face that smells like old pizza and regret.

The part of your face that smells like old pizza and regret.

My Hairy Donk is so bad, my dog ran away from me.

I tried to hide my Hairy Donk under a hat, but it still came through.

My Hairy Donk is why I get called 'Donkey' in the hallway.