Hairy docking - When a guy with no snip gets his butt hair stuck under his f

When a guy with no snip gets his butt hair stuck under his flap or another guy with no snip

My cousin tried to do a hairy docking and now he smells like a gym sock.

He did a hairy docking in the middle of a Zoom call and no one knew what was happening.

My dad did a hairy docking and now he can't sit down without screaming.