hairy dick cheese - When your cum dries and gets stuck in your pubes like a nast

When your cum dries and gets stuck in your pubes like a nasty breakfast casserole.

My hairy dick cheese is so bad, I think I'll have to divorce my pubes.

I tried to shave and now my hairy dick cheese is everywhere.

My hairy dick cheese smells like a gym sock that lived in a dumpster.