Hairy Dan
A woman with hairy pits who thinks she's the king of the world. She yells at you for no reason and thinks she knows everything.
My mom is a hairy dan. She yelled at me for eating too much candy.
My teacher is a hairy dan. She gave me a bad grade for talking in class.
My uncle’s wife is a hairy dan. She screamed at my uncle for not doing his job.