Hairy Dan - A woman who thinks she knows everything and has hair like a

A woman who thinks she knows everything and has hair like a raccoon in her pits. She’s the kind of person who yells at you for no good reason.

My neighbor is a hairy dan. She yelled at me for mowing her lawn wrong.

My cousin is a hairy dan. She told me I was going to die if I didn’t brush my teeth.

My drama teacher is a hairy dan. She gave me a D for not doing my homework.