Hairy dad games
Video games that make your hairy dad yell at the screen like it owes him money. He plays them like they’re a war he’s gonna win.
"You call that a battle? I’ve fought real tanks in real deserts!", Dad after losing to a zombie in XCom.
"I’m not dead yet! I’ve got 30 years of military experience!", Dad during a 3-hour Mordhau match.
"This game’s got more strategy than your mom’s cooking.", Dad to his brother during a Arma battle.