Hairy dad games
Games that your hairy dad plays because he thinks he’s still in the army. He doesn’t care if you’re all dead, he’s still fighting.
"I didn’t fail this game, I just took a break for coffee.", Dad after a 2-hour loss in XCom.
"I’m not done yet, I’ve got 30 years of experience!", Dad during a 5-hour Arma mission.
"These games are like my old enemies, they’re annoying, but I’ll beat them.", Dad after losing to a kid in Mordhau.