Hairy Crotch Pooch - a big fuzzy thing between the legs that only Indians have an

a big fuzzy thing between the legs that only Indians have and it's like a monster hiding in your pants.

My cousin’s hairy crotch pooch was so big, it scared my dog.

At the beach, my uncle’s hairy crotch pooch looked like it was about to explode.

I told my dad, 'You have a hairy crotch pooch so big, it’s like a hairy cactus growing from your pants.'