Hairy Corndog - You get your hair cut and it looks like a corn dog covered i

You get your hair cut and it looks like a corn dog covered in fur and the barber says 'This is art, dummy.'

My barber gave me a Hairy Corndog and called it a masterpiece. I called it a mistake.

My girlfriend’s haircut looked like a Hairy Corndog and she still thinks it's cute.

My barber did my hair and said it was a Hairy Corndog, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a disaster.