Hairy Corndog - You get a haircut so bad, your head looks like a corndog wit

You get a haircut so bad, your head looks like a corndog with hair growing out of it, and your barber thinks it's a compliment.

My barber did my hair and said 'That's a Hairy Corndog, and it's perfect.' I said 'No, it's a disaster.'

My brother got a Hairy Corndog and now he looks like a hot dog that got stuck in a blender.

My barber gave me a Hairy Corndog and said it was the best haircut ever. I said 'You’re lying, and I’m leaving.'