Hairy Cookie Nips
A weird infection on your nipples only black women get. It turns your boobs into a chocolate chip cookie with hair growing out of the spots.
My aunt’s got Hairy Cookie Nips and she says it’s like her boobs are covered in a cookie dough nightmare.
She texts me, 'I look like a muffin with hair coming out of it.'
She got it after eating 12 cookies and not moving for a week.