hairy conniption
When someone flips their lid so hard it flies off and hits the ceiling.
My brother had a hairy conniption when he realized I had eaten all his candy and then told him I was 'just testing his willpower'.
She had a hairy conniption because her cat knocked over her coffee and then sat on it.
He had a hairy conniption when his dog tried to eat his homework and then pooped on it.
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