hairy conniption
A rage that comes out of nowhere and hits like a brick. No warning. No mercy.
I had a hairy conniption because my dog barked at my neighbor and then stole my sock.
She had a hairy conniption when she got a text from her ex and then realized it was a group chat.
He had a hairy conniption because his pizza was late and it only came with breadsticks.
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