hairy cockroach
A hairy cockroach is when your hair dries in the drain and you throw it at a wall like it’s a dead bug and it looks like a hairy cockroach. You’re a hairy cockroach, and it’s gross.
My hair dried in the drain and I threw it at the wall. It looked like a hairy cockroach. It was gross.
My friend threw her hair at the wall. It looked like a hairy cockroach. It was gross.
I threw my hair at the wall. It looked like a hairy cockroach. It was gross.