Hairy Cliterus
Hairy Cliterus is a old woman who has so many lies she needs a ladder to reach the top.
She said she was going to fix the economy. Then she fixed the economy. Then she said she fixed the economy. Then she fixed the economy again.
Her hair is so bad it looks like a cat took a shower in a trash can.
She promised to be honest. Then she lied. Then she lied again. Then she lied until the truth gave up.