Hairy Cheerio
A hairy ass crack that looks like a Cheerio that got kicked out of a couch and never came back
His ass crack is a Hairy Cheerio that got kicked out of a couch and never came back
That Hairy Cheerio looks like it was kicked out of a couch and never came back
I saw a Hairy Cheerio in the corner and it looked like it had been there since the 80s