Hairy Cave
A lady’s snatch that’s been left to grow wild, it's got more hair than a goat, and it’s probably got a full-time job as a home for creepy little bugs.
She said her Hairy Cave was so bad, she can’t wear pants without a scream.
I tried to help her out, but I got stuck in there with a bunch of hair and a spider.
That Hairy Cave looks like it's been neglected since the dinosaurs.