Hairy Caterpillar
A hairy caterpillar is when a guy’s pubes are so thick and messy that it looks like a monster caterpillar is trying to eat his penis.
My brother’s hairy caterpillar is so bad that he smells like old cheese.
The guy in my class has a hairy caterpillar and it’s like a jungle on his junk.
I tried to touch his hairy caterpillar and it felt like touching a dead raccoon.