Hairy Caterpillar - A hairy caterpillar is like when a guy’s pubes are so wild a

A hairy caterpillar is like when a guy’s pubes are so wild and crazy that they look like a furry creature with a penis.

My uncle’s hairy caterpillar is so bad that he looks like a monster from a horror movie.

I had a dream about a hairy caterpillar and it scared me awake.

My friend’s hairy caterpillar is so big that it’s like a whole forest on his junk.