Hairy Catch 22
It’s No Shave November and you’re stuck taking pictures. You either look like a wild animal or you shave and get called a faggot by your man-boss.
My beard was so wild, it looked like a raccoon had taken over my face.
I took a photo and it looked like I’d been hit by a hedgehog.
My co-worker shaved and got called a faggot by the boss.