Hairy Carpet - a woman who has so much pubic hair it looks like a raccoon m

a woman who has so much pubic hair it looks like a raccoon moved in

My neighbor is a hairy carpet. She looks like a raccoon took up residence down there.

I told my sister she was a hairy carpet. She said I was a hairy carpet too, but with more attitude.

My mom is a hairy carpet. She says it's a sign of strength.