hairy canadian
A hairy Canadian is when a guy dumps syrup in a woman’s snatch and then licks it all out like he’s cleaning up a mess.
He called it the hairy Canadian because he said it was like eating a syrup-coated turd.
She screamed and said it was the worst thing ever. She called it the syrup nightmare.
He said he did it because he thought it would make her taste like a maple bar.