hairy butthole
A butt that looks like it was dragged through a hedge and then left outside in the rain; people who use this word usually have zero shame and a lot of regret.
He posted a selfie with a hairy butthole and 12 likes.
She said, "You’re not cute, you’re a hairy butthole," and left.
He texted his ex, "I miss you, but I also miss my hairy butthole."