hairy butthole
A butt so full of hair and dirt it looks like it belongs to a wild animal; also called the 'fart whisperer' by people who don’t know what they're talking about.
"I woke up to a hairy butthole and a hangover," he texted his mom.
She said, "That’s not a butt, that’s a hairy butthole!" and threw a sock at him.
He called it a hairy butthole, and now everyone in the group chat calls him 'the butt whisperer.'