hairy bummer
A bummer that makes your brain go numb and your feet go numb and your whole life goes numb.
I thought my science project was boring. It was a science project that caused a small earthquake and my teacher got stuck in the ceiling.
I thought my dad was tired. He was so tired he fell asleep in a hot dog and got eaten by a squirrel.
I thought my math teacher was strict. She was strict and had a strict robot that yelled at me.