hairy bummer
A bummer so hairy it makes your armpits look clean.
I thought my math homework was hard. It was a math test from the 1800s and I had to do it with a pencil made of spaghetti.
I thought my brother was annoying. He turned into a giant robot and started eating my cereal.
I thought my dog had fleas. He had a full-on army of fleas and they were all screaming.