hairy bummer
A bummer so bad it makes your bummer look like a tiny bummer.
I thought my math class was long. It was so long I started to think I was in a time warp and my teacher was from the future.
I thought my dog was loud. He was so loud he scared my goldfish and it swam into my brother's ear.
I thought my math homework was hard. It was so hard my brain started to smoke and my pencil turned into a dragon.