hairy box
A box packed with stuff that men use to rub all over their face and head, but it's also where a woman's hair grows like it's trying to take over the world.
He used the hairy box like a fancy face mask and now he smells like a gym.
She put her hairy box on the table and it looked like a war zone.
He tried to use the hairy box and it turned into a full-blown beard party.