Hairy Bolster
A dog nugget that’s so covered in hair it looks like it’s wearing a fur coat and a helmet.
My dog’s Hairy Bolster is so hairy it’s like a monster came out of his butt.
That Hairy Bolster is so gross I think it’s trying to start a new trend.
I tried to throw my dog’s Hairy Bolster away and now it’s haunting me.