hairy bird - The hairy bird is the weapon of choice when you’re trying to

The hairy bird is the weapon of choice when you’re trying to poke a bearded clam until it screams.

"I used the hairy bird to jab the bearded clam until it cried. It was so funny."

"The hairy bird is like a stick with attitude. It doesn’t back down."

"I took the hairy bird and I jabbed the bearded clam 10 times. It was worth it."